“And what could a woman have in common with that ugly thing you call a van?”“Everything. This Melissa chick was just as ugly. But she could take...a riding, just like my van.”“You’re one sick bastard, man,” Ayn shook his head.“Hey, there’s no better thing than the love of an ugly woman. That kind of woman will take everything from you. She won’t fuss, because she knows how she looks. And she’ll fucking love you. But what do you know, pretty boy? Only cute chicks dig you. And cute men, too,. The rest, and this entire story, are my own imaginings. The Lady of Mercia, AD 884-906 “You are so lucky, Hereward.” “My Lady?” “You married Elfgirda for love. I’m to be married to smelly old Æthelred because Father says it’s important to the Kingdom.” “Well, My Lady, we all have our duty in these times. And can it be so bad to be married to the King of Mercia?” “But he’s old, Hereward, older than you, even. Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean that you’re old. But his teeth are rotten and his breath. He had yet to wave back, but Katie had cause for hope. She knew Michael secretly liked her, despite their 2-year age difference. The twins were 8th-grader's, in their last year as middle school students. Katie knew the difficulties faced by any 10th grader contemplating a girl of 14. His friends would rag on him endlessly. His life would be miserable. Boys were such fools.Upon entering the room, Katie was led directly to Lisa's bed and unceremoniously pushed down on her back. She watched a grin. Natasha was eighteen and old enough to fuck but he was also old enough to be her father. "You're worried, Tom," Natasha said looking at him."A little," he confessed."Do you think...well, that your mom will call the police?"Natasha sighed. "I don't know."He shook his head and stood up on legs that were still a little shaky. "I'm gonna talk to her and hopefully keep out of trouble." You want me to help?" No, thanks but this is something I have to do."Tom put on his shorts and t-shirt and.