Hamesha fantacy me hi rahti. Us raat maine bahut socha. Next day morning me maine use Good Morning message kiya. Usne bhi reply kiya. Messages wo pahl... bhi karati thi par maine kabhi reply ni kiya tha, to usne message k through mujhse chat ki. Niraja – tumne pahle kabhi mujhe reply nahi kiya to aaj fir kaise?Me – Kal raat ko jo tumne message bheja use padhkar mai raat me thik se so nahi saka.Niraja – kyun?Me – bas aise hi.Ek to usne jab mujhe hug kiya to uske boobs (size 32 hai) mere seene me. Then I slid the dress over my head and buttoned the buttons one by one. Iturned and looked in the mirror.I don't know what I expected to see; certainly not a woman. I looked atmy reflection; a man in his mid thirties, a little overweight, cleanshaven, wearing a cheap grey dress. I wasn't disappointed however,somehow it seemed OK. Something was missing though and I continuedstaring and then went back to the spare bedroom for the bag of makeup andthe collection of costume jewelry. With shaking. Knock over Jenga and you will strip buck ass naked and rebuild Jenga.”He took a deep breath, I could see that the bouncers were finding people from the crowd who wanted to play. There was this moment where I wondered if the whole thing would come crashing down under the weight of the expectation. And then a woman came forward, the same Asian goddess dressed in little more than the paper-mache arms of the octopus. Did I mention my interest in tentacles? She was already nearly naked, her nipples. They dont like to see anyone older than themselves there because they say it grosses them out, which is ironic because not only are they opening up their house for this shit, but theyre also swingers. Bisexual, too. Wow. My friend says anything and everything can happen there, so best keep your standards low, kiddo. So, like you? Nice burn. Why are we friends again? Because you hit me in the face with a basketball in first grade. I dont think you got your stories straight, because as it so.