I believe I maxed out at just under 6 and a half inches, but it was kinda skinny, and the extra weight I had gained over the last 30 years had mercile...sly taken an inch away from my length, though if I pressed my little groin ball of fat, the inch was still there. I could have been more I suppose but I am a bit of a pessimist. While I didnt have the worst luck, wasnt crippled or horridly ugly or riddled with cancer, nope, like my whole existence it was subpar. Little extra weight, little less. It was open…All of the houses on our street shared common fence lines. This meant there was no way to get to the front yards from the alley where I was…I would have to walk to the end of the alley and then back up the street to my house. That was about six houses down the alley and then the same six ones up the street. And I was naked and smelled like a horny bitch…I started to walk barefoot down the alley. I was about halfway down the alley when I saw a shape in front of me. It was sitting in. He was on the verge of tears. Courtney reached out to hold his hands and some droplets began running down his cheeks. She stood up and moved in front of him to give a loving hug to sooth his pain.His side-turned face nestled between her tits in a motherly way. Then she remembered she had not put on a bra since she was just going to be around the house. As his arms went around her back, his mouth brushed against her nipple, engorged from her many feelings. Without thinking or words, he fastened. So I just stood there right in front of him, spread my legs, pushed my hips forward, pointed my purple-headed dick right at him and had a dirty big wank. Ha!I went, “Oooh! Look at my dick! Look how big it is!”And I wanked of right in front of him. He called me a weirdo and then he fucked off. Ha! I freaked him out big time.I told my mates to get their dicks out.“Come on’ lads. Let’s have a mass wank outside the offy!”At first they was a bit scared like so I went and pulled Jamie’s trackies down.