We had to return the computer unexamined, leaving me furious. Pissed beyond belief.I headed straight over to the abandoned factory where he was living...in the basement, stormed down the rusting metal stairs and found him passed out in his own vomit. Probably only alive because a crumpled pizza box was holding his face out of the actual pool of half-digested food and booze.He’d probably pulled the box of pizza out of a dumpster.I couldn’t take it anymore. Without thinking it through, I stripped. .”“What do you think the man was thinking?”One of the teacher’s students in the back of the room, called out, “Fuck me, a talking pig.”????????????????A well planned retirementThere is a lot written about this story. Apparently, it is a long-standing myth, but such a popular story that there is a tv show in the works.On Sun, May 9, 2021, 6:43 PM Heather Krull, wrote:Don’t know if it is true, but it is delightful - h From The London Times:A Well-Planned RetirementOutside England ‘s Bristol Zoo. Abigail came over - walking like a robot. She knelt down and began to touch her mother’s ass but in a very tentative way. ?Come on girl, I want you to touch her asshole. And then wet your finger and get it inside her,? Owiti ordered her. ?Do you understand??Frightened and browbeaten, Abigail did as she was told. Soon she had not only groped her mother crack and rubbed her anus, but she wet her finger and spit on her mother’s asshole, at Owiti direction and then worked that same finger. "I don't know, she speaks of him like he's a wonderful man." She sighed and looked me in the eyes. I stared back into her gorgeous green eyes. "Any way, have anything planned for us?"I seen her blush as she asked me the question, "No, I'm kinda winging it from this point and on."When we got to the park I looked around, a few people here and there but since I wasn't the most social person ever I found a spot near no-one. The spot looked over the lake and was in the shade of the trees. Taking a.