"Our nanny is a certified expert in paediatric care, welfare, and diet."The social workers are finally satisfied. They ask, "What age child are you ho...ing to adopt?" It doesn't really matter, as long the kid fits in the cannon."This is compliments of MikeyA woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted:"'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friendI would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am".. As the night went on, we drank and danced, and she took more trips across that busy bar, and I could see that several men were basically watching for her to make the trip back once she passed by them, and she deliberately kept going to cross the bar to the bathroom in the exact same place in the crowd. It was then that I noticed that there were a pair of guys that I started to realize they had no intention to give her much room to squeeze through on her return trip, which meant that she would. And his agenda?" Not surprisingly, nothing really planned. Wishing for a world with less pain and more pleasure. And greater knowledge without the tendency for elitism. More the pleasure of gaining knowledge, the victory of new thinking and creativity. Thoroughly egalitarian, more so than for you and especially for Simon." Ever the snake offering knowledge in a fruit, or a god sacrificing his liver to give humanity fire," Simon chuckled."Seems so," I agreed with a smile."Okay!" our subject's. ”“You don’t want to come home with me?”“What kind of crazy question is that?”They made out in the back seat of the cab. Just kisses and touches. Clothed. The way the older Hispanic cab driver kept checking them out in his rearview mirror, he either hoped for some bare breasts or worried their juices would stain the seat. Any dampness, which became more plentiful as Joe rubbed her pussy, remained within her panties, his hand hidden beneath the skirt of her dress, while hers only had the back.