He was eventually on a first name basis with the circulation desk clerk. He would sit in various locations in the library, usually high traffic areas,...around the elevators, the reference floor, and the snack room. Once in a while he’d doodle drawings of pussies in a notebook. Sometimes he’d count the girls he seriously gazed at and would figure out the percentage of those he would definitely have screwed given half a chance. He’d ususally make his way back to the house with enough time before. I always got painted by Chung but tonight he did Solly and Ling did me as I did him and when we got done I broke out in laughter at Solly. When the rest looked where I was they all lost it including Gunny when Solly turned around. Chung had painted a full tiger face on him and it looked so real I was tempted to ask if he could chuff and growl like one. I remembered when Chief went out with us the first time, Chung had painted him like a monkey and it became his good luck look whenever we went. Dan didn't know what to do other than what he was told. So he stepped up into the rig with the person, who he thought was a woman, right behind him."Now we'll just wait for our husbands to come back, then we can all have a little heart to heart talk. They're not going to be happy that you tried to break in here with their children in here."Dan was shocked. He didn't see any kids nor did his friends see any, other than the girl. "What, there's no one else in here. I didn't see anyone." You. " Thank you Lisa Ann Shay, should I introduce her to those alterationsthat you requested two days ago?" he asked me.Now with a sheepish grin I said, "Yes if they're ready." I slid out ofthe Driver's seat."Shasta, please take hold of the wheel," he requested. Then, "Imprintcomplete. Initiating Special 'Shasta Shay', Transmission Controls." I hadto fight the urge to giggle as the new chromed ring on the steering wheelmade a click."Hand clutch initiated," he stated."What is this?" Gramma, that new.