"Bugger all." Charming grumbled under his breath as he sank upon one knee. "Give me your left foot please good fellow swineherd." The Prince said with...ill concealed grace. "NO! I said your LEFT foot. Blithering idiot."The Prince carefully removed the bit of leather that passed for a shoe upon the swineherds foot and brought the slipper forward. To his unmitigated horror and the delight of the hot and sweaty troops with him (they really didn't care much for the spoiled rich boy after all you. ." Touche, Lana. Now I was the one stammering. She didn't seem mad about it so I went for broke. I squeezed her soft, firm butt-cheek and whispered, "Well I guess we have something in common then" before removing in my hand from it heaven and sliding past her.As I moved, her butt bumped me again, harder this time and obviously on purpose. She looked me in the eye to make sure I knew she did it. I wanted to kiss her and take her right there but instead I whispered "fairest of them all indeed". They kept going on like this on a regular bases. Then about a month later she found out she was pregnant. She was so nervous about how he was going to react when he found out it was funny to watch her trying to figure out how to tell him while trying to keep him from finding out from someone else. She told me first of course. But she told him it only took her three week to find the right way to tell him. When he found out he was the happiest man alive. He is the first man I've ever heard of. Smiling, she hoped she left things better with Jonathan and he would go on to marry Annabelle. She didn’t want to disturb the natural order of things.Lara walked back down the road towards where she knew she left the car. It was very hot and standing so close to the road she felt the heat radiating from the blacktop. The sun appeared to be rising still in the sky; and she knew she would be sweating fiercely by the time she got back to the car. She silently hoped that someone would drive by to.