” With my face red as a beet I shut the door and ran into Eric’s real room. God I’m an idiot. Trying to not think about the mortifying event tha... just took place, I changed into my pajamas and headed to the bathroom to get ready for bed. I was just finishing up putting on my moisturizer when the door to the bathroom was thrown open. “You liked it didn’t you, sweetheart.” I turned to find myself looking at a smirking Josh. “Excuse me?” I retorted. “It was an honest mistake and I already. Of course sexual inexperience and amongst males in their thirties and forties, can and was intimidating.I spent two weeks with them on the farm, cleaning and trying my hand at cooking, and being flattered, not to mention, being confronted with grown men naked and on several occasions, erect and touching themselves.It was awkward and embarrassing, but somehow it became acceptable and we both would laugh it off, and with a promise not to tell their younger brother, 'Our secret', and I. "He massaged his mobile mass of muscular tissue covered with mucous membrane located in his oral cavity over his obscenely gross digits and remarked, "I do like this mode of transportation. Perhaps I need to purchase something similar to this or even have a kebob cart added to my limousine?"Safia started to bray but I grabbed her and ordered, "Young girl, we have had quite enough of your braying! If you continue to vocalize like an ass then you will also endeavor like one."I placed her hands. That must have been a cue to give me the fifth degree.I already knew they were going to try every possible way they could to get me to say getting struck by lightning had been why I was in a coma.“Do you even know what caused me to be in a coma? The doctors won’t tell me. Someone said I ran toward some kids practicing tug of war and hit their rope with my chest. I just guessed I did a Willie Coyote into that tug-of-war rope. As soon as they pulled it back tight, I was thrown down the hill to.