And the conversation was likeShe-“What did u gift me anyway?”Me-“You haven’t seen it yet?”S-“No”M-“Why don’t you open it up and find...out !!”She opened it and she liked it, I gifted her a watch and Engage perfume ;)S-“Well you have a good taste!”M-“Thank you”S-“So do you have any girlfriend ??”M-“No, I’m single and what about you?”S-“I recently had a breakup and not ready for any relationship right now”M-“I’m sorry”S-“No that’s ok, not a problem”M-“So hey are you a virgin?”S-“Haha why are you. There are now fewer people then there were before. "So honey, now I must ask you. Are you feeling cold?" Gina asks me with pure sarcasim. "What.... Is this?" I ask. "You will find out soon, white boy" Gina's new black friend says to me as Gina just smiles. Finally a black man walks into the room. He's not tall, about 5'8, but he has a pretty nice six pack on him. He is also only wearing underwear and every one of us can tell that his penis is HUGE! He is walking around in circles pretty much. I knew shit just got real! Its not like , i didn't want a c***d or it was too early to brace motherhood. I was a newly wed and under normal circumstances this would have been expected . But then again my life , since the day i turned into a woman has hardly been normal or called normal. You the pregnancy itself didn't scare me . If you haven't guessed ,so far not knowing who the father is , whose seed i was carrying got me feeling sick. Yes i hear you , i shouldn't have been cheating , i should. The pickles around me became visibly agitated by my attention to a subdued non-pickle, and before I knew it, I was running from a small mob of pickles that had violent intentions towards me.All I got to say is, thank God for steps. It took me a couple of panicked dashes from one set of steps to another before I managed to fool the pickles at the opposite side of the steps that they didn’t start to chase me. Of course, it was also rather difficult to find steps that they couldn’t just walk up.