I’m proud of you and feel more than confident you can keep your Mom's mind off of other men who may try to take advantage of her horny moments while...I am away." Thanks, Dad, I’ll try not to let you down. By the way, how long are you going to be gone?”“I know what you are concerned about, Son. Your 20th birthday is in a couple of weeks, but I will be back in time to celebrate it in grand style." "Thanks, Dad, I'm looking forward to the party we are going to have."Jim leaves for his two-week. ‘I thought you bailed on me,’ he said, kissing her twice. She ran her hand along his cheek and smiled sadly. ‘What? What is that look?’ ‘I do have to bail on you,’ she said sadly. ‘Why for?’ ‘Paul.’ ‘Paul?’ ‘He’s returning later this afternoon and he wants to see me and take me out,’ she explained. ‘Let me come with,’ he insisted. Rose laughed, ‘Are you serious? You want to chaperone? My parents don’t even do that.’ ‘I don’t want to,’ he said, ‘but I will. To be with you.’ She quickly shook. "Beneath the caption were three ducks, sunbathing.I laughed myself erect, and couldn't believe how brilliant the creators of these puns were.And right beside it, this one, even more clever:"Your shuffle may be a bit slower…"A fanned out poker hand was the captivating graphic.And then you open the card to find the punchline ― which is the most humorous, and insightful, thing I've ever read:"…But you're still playing with a full deck!"Rivulets of piss leaked out my cumhole, I was so hysterical.I. It was just as well, for I feltI might have broken down in tears at any moment if I had had to staythere.There was no denying it: Scott was gone, and in his place there was nowa teen girl. Maybe she had his memories and maybe she lived with hisparents who liked to pretend that nothing had happened, but she was notScott, in body or in mind. No matter how happy she was with her life, Ihad lost a family member as surely as if he had died.As I drove on, I began to have second thoughts about.