But I didn't have many friends, and so I was eager for the company. And Miranda was so dynamic I don't think I could have refused her. Luckily when I ...pened the door I heard my father snoring on the couch, passed out in some alcohol induced stupor. I quickly led her past him and upstairs to my room, where I shut and locked the door.Miranda made herself at home in my room. She walked around and touched my things. She jumped on my bed, her shoes still on, which made me cringe. As she sat there. .. Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face."OLD" IS WHEN ... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along."OLD" IS WHEN ... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police."OLD" IS WHEN..."Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today"OLD" IS WHEN... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot."OLD" IS WHEN ... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom.AND"OLD" IS WHEN. " Shut up, young lady, you need to learn when to speak and when to listen,now is the time to listen."He shoved my head down and my ass up over his lap, he SMACKED my bottom,WHACK. My butt burned after than one, it was the hardest I had ever beenhit in my entire life, well until about five seconds later WHACK.Another blow rang down across my bottom, shockingly hurting more than thefirst one. I was at this point on the verge of tears after only twostrikes. Hoping my spanking would soon come to. "She blushed a little and dropped her towel; then laid back down. Well, then."Well, hello," I said. She was dressed now; in tight jean shorts and belly-teasing tank top, but dressed."I thought I'd introduce myself. I'm Lynn." Seth," I lied. "Would you like to come in?"She replied with a smile and stepped inside. She seemed a little unsteady. She was drunk!"I got beer, wine, vodka and coffee," I offered."Beer's fine."As we talked, I learned that she was indeed fifty, her husband Barry was.