. How many thin mints do you have to eat before they start working?My wife just stopped and said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?”I thoug...t to myself, “That’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”Mr. Rogers did not adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood.If stupidity were a disability, I know a few people who’d be getting monthly checks... You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I might as well pee, as long as I’m. Mich-“His fingers covered my lips before I could finish his name. He sat the roses down on the foyer table but held the card in his hand. A smile spread across his face that looked like the kid that found the toy in the cereal box.“Jill, I love you.”“Hmmm?” I questioned with his fingers still pressed on my lips.“I love you! I. Love. You. I love you!” He repeated and replaced his fingers with a fervent kiss.He had the same ardent flame in his heart I did, and now he fanned both.“Oh, Michael, I. That really made her laugh. She reminded me that she was taller than me at the time but I caught up quickly. Julie had to get up and give a speech. I sat there and just gazed at her. I knew in my heart that my childhood feeling for her were still there. I looked over at my daughters working and they kept smiling at me. God, I loved my girls. When Julie got up to give her little welcome speech I noticed she put something in her purse. It wasn’t till she was on stage that I noticed she took off. She knew I entertained men outside my marriage and thought it cool, her auntie 'Fucked around', whilst maintaining my marriage.Either way she does stay over from time to time and I bring her into our conversations and encourage her to relax around older men, who are thinking about her in a sexual manner.My girlfriend came over once with her older gentleman friend, a work aquaintance, who has the hots for her, and was disapointed when she found the spare bed had been taken by my niece.As the.