I'm an excellent student, just not a wealthy one." More bad jokes. Oh, by the way, do you like motion pictures?" Yes, why?" I'll tell you tomorrow. Ca...l me around 1600?" It's a deal. And thanks for the news."I was still pleased when I got to the Museum. I had the books for Winnie with me. In seven hours I'd see her. I finished the Guyanese ants and began on the Brazilian ones. The introductory card was, I thought, funny. It pointed out that these were ants from the Amazon, not polyergus, which. I love to surf the web my favorite sites are the porn sites I just love all the women that put there photos on these sites and even there videos, I love the amateur’s section, as these are real people and not models,This one day I decided to do some surfing and as always you get popup messages The usual ones are sign up for free sex and then the camcorders one’s shag a local woman in your area,The usual crap I just want to find some good wanking material somebody wife or a sexy teen, I was. And so, right in front of the two of us, she farted and shitted and pissed into the toilet, dropping a big load. She got up and wiped for a few seconds and, pointing to the toilet, said, "Who's next?"Richie and I looked at each other saying, "Eww. It stinks." I know, boys, but there is water shortage. Who's next?"To tell the truth, I was pretty full myself, and I could use a shit, so I sat down. It was a little embarrassing, but I shitted. Laura reached down and tickled the underside of my cock. LIFE IS AN ABSURDITYEven if I were not half and half,A hermaphroditeOr androgyne,Doomed to be but half and halfOf what I was meant to be,Life would seem to me to beAn absurd absurdity.Avoid adjectives,Instructors advise;It's not necessaryTo modifyIf one is careful to selectProper nouns.I like adjectives,And I mean to go onUsing themWith unrestrained passionAnd as much madnessAs I can,Writing of absurd absurdities,Redundant redundancies,And hermaphroditic hermaphrodites,For these are.
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