"That would be brilliant," replied Bill. Tom and his mother had putBill's mind at rest and had brought everybody quickly around to acceptingBill's con...essed crossdressing. "But what's the difference between achief bridesmaid and a maid of honour?" I didn't know the difference myself until Jessica explained it to me.They are the same, the Americans call a chief bridesmaid, a maid ofhonour, although there are some cultural differences. As an honorarygirl, "maid of honour" better suits you.". Then Steph returned to her own room, got into bed, and directed me back downstairs. Once I was lying down with the covers over me, I was again myself, asleep, and oblivious to the last hour or so.---Some of you may be wondering, if I only remembered what my daughter did to me while she was doing it, how could I be recounting my tale to you now? Well, there is a reason, but I will explain later.---These macabre nocturnal threesomes continued much the same every night for a couple of weeks, until. , etc. It was everything I could come up with to stay noncommittal without insulting them. It always helps to have the press on your side. Then one night a blast from the past strolled into the bar; Bob Rhyerson.Rhyerson was a sports reporter out of Chicago. He wrote a syndicated column, and he specialized in boxing. I knew him well from the old days. I think he was the first to call my brother the “uncrowned welterweight champ” after the first Rojas fight. If he wasn’t the first, he had jumped. Even though he fondled it a little she didn’t wake her up and so they lay snuggled together like that all night.Jake figured that when she woke up in the morning they’d fall into each other’s arms and everything would be back to normal, it had happened before. However, he was awakened by a familiar voice saying, “What the fuck are you doing in my bed.”It was Marika, Amelia’s best friend, who was also naked and in a minor state of shock.“Where’s Amelia,” he asked, looking around as if she might.