"Fuck it," I said to myself.I took off my shirt, revealing my scrawny figure and changed my pants to basketball shorts. I went to the bathroom to take...a selfie. After I took that selfie, I chose two pictures of me already in my phone that I thought was at least presentable."These'll do," I shrugged and said.Meanwhile, a few hours later, I'm in the main chat room having a good time, when a direct message blinked at me. I opened it."Hey, show me that dick," it read.That's when I realized this in. Also the lamp of Amber doth call upon thee for caution and if thou heedeth it not, then Jupiter the bestowal of good fortune may look upon thee as a donkey and thy day in traction shall be long and miserable.2.Thou shalt not exceed the limits of speed.Though the horses under thy right foot may be many, suffer them not to lead thee to thy destruction. Even though Jupiter and the Angel of Death resideth not upon thy shoulder, the Radar and Camera doth spot thee from afar and their masters shalt. "How many of these kids are yours?" I opened the conversation thinking it a reasonable topic.She looked at me questioningly for a few seconds then smiled sweetly. She seemed to sit up straighter and even pushed her magnificent chest out. "All of them are my children." Ah, um, ah, how many are um, all of them?" I asked suspiciously."There are seventeen," She said with a smile in her voice.I was astounded, "Wow, you must have a very happy husband."She again looked at me questioningly, turned and. We had a new girl start last month.Odd girl the dragons love her especially the Welsh red heart he seemed to make her sleep next to him the other day not that she minded.Took me 13 months till one let me do that I can tell you now there’s nothing like hugging up to one of those powerful animals and falling asleep to the sound of there heart beat.She’s a lovely girl her names Ddraig Goch... That can’t be a coincidence... Can it?Like I said just arrived last month during a terrible storm in only.