Kelly refused to give him the pleasure, and resumed her position. Kelly cringed when he touched her neck, and slid his fingers up her face. He made hi... light touch feel more like a caress than last time. Kelly was single for the last couple months, and was biting her lower lip, trying to stop her body from responding to his intimate touch. She was outraged he would touch her like this, and when she started to think about what was yet to come she got nervous, and shivered. Kelly felt the hands. This one is compliments of Anonymous.An elderly Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take up golf so he puts his name down at the local Club. After a week he receives a message that his application has been turned down, so off he goes down to the Club to ask the reason why!Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish Golf Club?Scot: Aye, and I am as Scottish as ye are Jock.Secretary: This means that on formal occasions we wear kilts.Scot: Aye, so do I.Secretary: You are. ‘As soon as you want,’ she said ‘But one drawback!’ ‘Yes?’ he asked. ‘The only entrance is through my kitchen. Both the front and back stairs to the apartment are in the house, the kitchen and the hallway.’ ‘No problem,’ he grinned, ‘I’ll be the best tenant in the world.’ He laid his hand over hers and said: ‘This is the nicest thing possible! I want to thank you for it.’ His hand over hers stirred Catherine almost more than she cared to admit to herself. She got a fit of shivers. He asked:. 'Okay,' I thought. 'I like her, I guess I can put upwith this for a week.'"Frankie, much as I'd like to sit here and talk to you, you've got homeworkand studying to do. You'd better get to it." But..." I wanted to stay there, maybe get more of an idea of what my lifewas like in this reality."No stalling, hon." She pointed towards the door. "Get going." Okay," I said with a sigh. "I'm going." I got up and headed back to myroom. I finished the civics assignment and read a couple chapters of.