"What's that smell? Have you been drinking Ryan?" No!" exclaimed Ryan."No?" questioned his mother. "I smell alcohol!" Relax mom," said Tracey chiming ...n. "We can?t serve it, but did youforget we clean it up. People spill beer and shit everywhere andobviously pretty boy isn?t as meticulous as I am when he cleans it up." It?s impossible not to get it all over you mom," said Ryan, smellinghis sleeve. "Plus, this is my first time, remember?" Sorry," replied his mother, accepting the bullshit.. I knew what coaching she was doing so anyways i told her that we should go to goa next weekend as i had some work and we can have fun too she agreed affter a little bit of pursuasion. Later when she was asleep i checked her facebook chats in which she had written to ali and azhar that she is going to Goa and will be back 3 days later,they protested but in the end agreed so i wouldn’t get suspicious. But this wasn’t part of my plan so i met them the next day and told them we were going to goa. Mummy thoda chaunk gayi aur sochne lagi.Abdul – Itna kya soch rahi haiLeela jaan. Chaliye shuru ho jaiye.Charo budhe dheere sharab pee rahe the aur meri Mallu mummy Leela ki jawani ka ras apni aankhon se pee rahe the.Abdul – Aap log bataiye kaunsa gaane pe aap Leelaji ko nachate hue dekhna chahenge.Charo budhe ek sath bole – Kundi mat khadkao raja…Seedha andar aao raja…Phool bicha…Perfume laga ke…Mood banao taza taza.Aur chaaro budhe meri Mallu mummy Leela ko ghurne lage aur ek haath se apne. I moved the shotgun inside the house, since it was too obvious a target for a smash and grab robbery. Dance clubs for young people were almost as bad as gang clubhouses for having shit stolen from your car.It was really too cold for short skirts and thin blouses, even though I supplemented it with pantyhose and the mustard colored hunting coat. The difference between my coat, and a work coat, was the additional horizontal pocket for dead animals. None of my dead animals would fit in the pocket,.