The guy who had been checking me out in the pool arrived at the showers at that point. He'd just walked nude from the changing area and simply hooked ...is towel and went straight to the shower right next to me, even though others were free. I could tell he was trying to look at me and started to feel a little self-conscious, but quite liked the attention!I then slipped off my swimwear, so was I was naked and the guy became much less subtle and was looking over my whole body. I started to soap up. Wife gets naked and asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"Hubby looks her up and down and replies, "Your sense of humor!"8. The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.9. I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.10. I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.11.. This time the target was the US embassy at Kampala Uganda.The intent was to capture the staff and ambassador and hold them for ransom, executing one individual every 4 hours until the ransom was paid. Then they were going to execute the rest of them after they received the ransom money.The group was confident that the US would pay after all the reports coming out of the Middle East that we were now negotiating with terrorists and paying big money to get captives and hostages back. Apparently. ” yes sirf sex. Abhi to ek hai. Par pehle bahut thi. Ab tu sach sach bata. Tere kitne bf hai.” Sweety:” kisiko bolna mat abhi 2 hai. Ek sex k liye aur ek pyaar ke liye. ” muze aise hi rply ki ummid thi. Ab muze mera rasta saaf hota dikh raha tha. Me” that’s great. Yahi umar hai maze ki. Kaha ho tum abhi pyaari behna?” Sweety: “abhi rasoi me hu. Dudh pine aayi hu mere pyare bhai, dudh pina hai to aajao?” me” muze konsa dudh dogi?” Sweety” jo chaiye wo le jao. Sab tumara hi hai dear bro” mai zat.