”“Me, too,” she purred. “Good thing I have you, Willis. I love you.”Mitch let out a pathetic groan as my wife kissed me. Our lips melted tog...ther. Heat exploded through me. I pulled her tight, kissing her with such passion. Ripples of delight washed through my body. I was so glad I had her. That she was in my arms.That her asshole ex was watching her love me.My hand slid down Tamara's back to cup her firm, tone rump. I squeezed her. She shuddered and slid her thigh over mine, pressing her. “You might need to double bag them,” Sam said.“These are the super heavy duty no break trash bags that are designed with a super secret internal webbing that will prevent tears,” Sean said reading the label.“They’ll hold leaves, but twigs will go right through them. Sharp stuff will cut them. If you take my advice, you’ll double bag,” Sam said.“Okay,” Sean said.Sam added, “Don’t pick them up by the convenient built-in ties. The ties come off and then you’ll never get them closed.”“Okay,” Sean. Now, I'm not naive and lesbians did come into the place occasionally, but when I saw the two walking through the door last Saturday night, my jaw literally dropped. They were slim, tight, and showing just enough skin to make my brain say "show me more!" As I checked their IDs, the blonde of the two (whose driver's licence said was named Demi) asked me if there were any girls I'd recommend.I grinned as I handed her girlfriend (Selena) back her ID and said, "Oh, you ladies want the best girl in. All my planning of them sneaking from room to room was destroyed! Essentially they killed 80% of the orcs in the entrance hall and outside of it!The funniest part was when Adnil announced she was throwing the magic dagger she got last time at an orc that was closing in on Kaos. She rolled, and hit.“The orc takes the dagger in the shoulder. He blinks, and looks surprised. He then smiles and stabs Kaos with his sword.”By the time they took that orc down, Kaos was u*********s and bleeding out.