Last Thursday, I had the opportunity where I was going to be over by one of the few Adult shops in town... I arrived there around 10:30am after I had ...inished working out... There were very few cars in the parking lot.. When I went in, the only person there was the girl behind the counter.. I got my tokens and from her and proceeded to the "Arcade" This was a closed in area with all open door booths.. I walked around and saw that I was the only person in the room.. I proceeded to the back to a. Chuck Norris has no mother, as crawling out of a vagina is unbecoming of a man of his stature. Chuck Norris spontaneously came into existence on Karl Marx’s birthday. This was no accident since Chuck Norris is the polar opposite of communism’s yin, and the very thought of communism makes Chuck Norris Want to puke.Chuck Norris Defender of FreedomChuck Norris has fought in every American war including the American Revolution, The War of the Worlds, Korean War, Vietnam, Desert Storm, Black Hawk. Main bola,” kuch baat to jaroor hai, main aap ko achhi tarah se janta hoo, mujhse kuch chipa rahi hai aap.dekho mami, mujhe ab aap apna personal friend samjho aur saari baat batao plz” meri is baat par woh kuch der tak mere taraf dekhti hi rah gayi.fir boli,” shashank, yeh bohot personal mamla hai aur tum isme meri koi madat nahi kar sakte.” “Aisa mat kahiye mami, main jaroor madat karunga” meri is baat par woh muskarai aur boli,” ek dam khula bol du to tum yeh to nahi kahoge ki mami badi. ”“So what’s this rumor going around that Tucker’s a pervert who violated Hailey?” Shawn, another close friend of mine who was absent yesterday, asked as he sat down in the seat in front of me. He was a little chubby and pretty gangly in my opinion, with glasses and combed blonde hair.“How do you know about that already? It happened like two minutes ago.” I asked lifting my head.“It’s all that anyone was talking about when I walked down the hallway.”“Fuck!”“Hey man, it could be worse. That.