The mom asks, “Why on earth do you need that?”The little boy replies, “isn’t that what you give daddy when HIS shit won’t get hard?!”This ...ompliments of Mario MComplaints to wife and replyTo My Dearest Wife,During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn’t succeed more often:We will wake the kids - 54 timesIt’s too late - 15 timesI’m too tired - 42 timesIt’s too. While some people were outside in the garden area where the grill and everything was, I was in the kitchen upstairs preparing some pasta. Suddenly 4 of my friends buddies came to the kitchen. I realized they're there really quick and after turning around to see them, I've noticed how they were all checking me out. I was wearing short pants there, so it was easy to check out my butt and my lovely legs. They seemed to really enjoy the view of me standing there in the kitchen, and I certainly. Thump, thump, thump, it was rhythmic. Shoving two fingers back inside herself, she licked the glass, pretending to lick his cock. Squelch, squelch, squelch, the sound of her wet pussy and saturated fingers reverberated around her.Thump, thump, thump, squelch, squelch, squelch. They both continued. Thump, squelch, thump, squelch. She saw he was red in the face, he saw she was red. Two hard nipples momentarily pressed against the glass. They both groaned. Thump, thump, squelch, squelch, thump,. She showed me how to roll up the stocking like a little donut and slidemy toes in first, then to roll the stocking up my leg. They felt so nicegoing on, though I wished they were the regular kind, and not fishets. Iguess you can't have everything."Oh, and make sure you tuck the garter straps inside of your thong," Eladded."Why?" I asked."Because, if the straps are outside your panties, you'll have to undothem to take your panties off, if you need to go to the bathroom," shestated simply."Oh," I.