“What about you, Simone? What kind of pizza do you want?”“Sausage is fine, I guess.”“Alright, baby girl. I’ll order the pizza and get it o... the way home. Love you.”“Love you, too, Daddy.”Since I was driving and didn’t want to take my hands off the wheel any more than I needed to, I kept driving, knowing the phone would disconnect when Simone hung up… except, she never did. She might have thought she did, but she didn’t. She started talking to Paige, not realizing I was still on the line.“It’s. He came for the funeral and after that he came home and told us not to worry as he would take care of us, and that the children should continue with their studies. He also increased my pay to a thousand.About a fortnight later, as he came by he asked me if I wanted to go to Nashik to do the ceremonies for Patil, which I was thinking about. I told him so. He said that rather than go by bus, he would take me by his car, and after I completed the ceremonies, he would bring me back. I accepted. But. Vive la differenceBookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has helped you most in your life?” The woman replied, “My husband’s checkbook!!”A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called ‘Husband – the Master of the House?’” Sales girl: “Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!”Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – Darling, Honey, Luv. What’s the secret?” Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask. Soon, a couple contacted us , inviting us to their flat a couple of miles away, and we looked forward to a cock-sucking, cunt-licking and shagging foursome.We thought we'd surprise Dan & Fi a little, so I didn't wear any underwear, and Lyn wore a bikini under her usual office wear. Fi came to the door, and invited us in for a glass of wine to relax us all. We chatted about the evening, and we Lyn explained our 'virginity' and enthusiasm for the fuckfest ahead. All four of us agreed we'd all go.