” He helped her to a seat and we took off.The bird took off, heading west before it turned to go north. I was looking down at the mountains, glad we...hadn’t had to go over them, when I saw something. “Pilot, you see that plane wreckage down there? Circle it, will you?”The pilot did so. “What’s going on, Governor?”, Arthur asked.“I’m not sure. Take us down, into that flat spot over there. Good, thanks.” I unbuckled and hopped out. “Rest of you ... okay, James, of course, but rest of you, stay. “If I hadn’t spent all that time teaching you, I could have gotten the work done by myself.”“But why do you want to be by yourself?” I asked. “Obviously you like women. And like I said, you’re not ugly. So how come you don’t have a girlfriend, or even a wife?”“I had a girlfriend, but it didn’t work out. It was so unhappy I decided not to go through that again.”“Why didn’t it work out?”“She slept with my best friend.”“Oh.”“So not only did I lose her, I lost my best friend, too. Seemed like a lot. "About this time, Tiny, Carver, and Quanta came out and spread out to cover them. I noticed that Tiny had the BAR strap slung over his shoulder and was covering the pilot with it. I backed up and asked Quanta for his phone. I immediately called Maurice and when he heard my voice, he said there was help on the way and would be arriving in a few minutes. He told me they had picked up the helicopter on radar when it got in range of the island. I told him what happened, and gave him a description. So I'll try to write down exactly what happenedthis week, while it's fresh in my mind, in case my lawyer needs it inthe morning.One thing's for sure: I will never, ever dress up as a woman again.Who am I trying to kid? I'm trying to describe the most terrifyingexperience of my life, and I haven't even bothered to take off my torndress and shredded stockings. So let me rephrase that: I will never,ever dress up as a woman again to meet a stranger from Craigslist.CROSSDRESSING COUGAR WILL PURR.