I saw it all, Stonehenge, the Roman baths at Bath, the Cotswolds, Oxford, the beaches of Brighton, Shakespeare’s girlfriend’s house in Stratford-u...on-Avon, lots of cathedrals including Canterbury, the castle at Leeds, the whole damn country. I’m sure I missed a lot, but I met some wonderful and crazy people, and for the first time I actually felt like I was utilizing my anthropological education, watching people interact and experience life around me. It was great. Of course the bulk of my time. “Now hold everything,” I yelled, quieting them. “You three sit on the couch,” I directed. “I’m sure we can resolve this.” At least I hoped I could.Morphia was bemused as I reached into the bag and pulled out a glowing blue-green ping-pong-size ball.“Now take a deep breath. I want to show you something,” I dangled the item on its foot-long string. Oscillating once a second, it pulsed with ripples of aquatic color.“Like a dappled sea, isn’t it soothing,” I intoned. The women stared, falling under. So even if it got reallylarge it would still be a clit, not a cock. There would be no spermcoming out of it, and it would be on a woman, not a man. But at 5 ?inches long it might as well be a cock--"Deal" said Gary. Its a deal. Millimeter for millimeter, inch for inch.Plus the woman, and I might make some other changes also." Deal" said Tina. Gary promptly went to the Transformation Center, andafter he returned Tina went and kept her part of the deal.After she returned they made love. Tina. " Okay. I had that coming." You bet you do. We both know that guy is after you. The other istrying to be a cute wingman."David nearly shook in his heels as he heard her words that he knew weretrue."It's okay, Stella." I'm not so sure." It's perfectly natural for a guy to flirt with a girl." I know that, but we both know...," David replied before trailing off."They know it too," Veronika counseled, knowing that there was not achance that they saw David for anything other than what he was.