.. but don't you want to get Ron all excited?My wife answered. "Ron is a guy. To get a guy excited, all you need to do is take off your socks."Beth wo...ld not let it go. "OK ... um, but this is how to make Ron scream in passion?"My wife snorted before speaking. "I sure as hell do not want my guy screaming in passion or any other time. The only time my man should scream in the bedroom, is if a stray bullet comes through the window and hits him the ass while we are screwing."Beth continued. "Well,. I decided to go all out, hit some of the top clubs, and see if maybe I would wake up to the sound of someone making me breakfast after a night of horizontal mattress dancing.I rummaged through my closet and found the top I had never had the courage to wear before. It was silver, metallic and shimmery, although there really wasn't much of it—it was basically a small triangle of fabric. It had one tiny strap that went around my neck and what was little more than a string that tied around my back. I don't understand why an agent will show a customer a house when it is clearly not what was asked for. Maybe it's the commission? I don't know.Finally, about the time I was getting ready to sic Genie on that damned agent, she showed us what we were looking for. We knew it was what we wanted the moment we walked in the door. It had four bedrooms upstairs and one bedroom on the main floor. There were four bathrooms upstairs and two on the main floor. There was the mandatory kitchen, dining room,. .."I glared at him. " 'Lady on his arm'? What, do I look like a boy to you? No, on second thought, don't answer that. Oh God."Brandon grinned. "Well, congratulations, Christa, that's good news. I guess that boy you asked out said yes?" Actually, no, he ended up asking me," I confessed. "But I guess the end result is the same." So, who is he," Brandon asked. "It's not Marcos Grijalva, he's got a girlfriend... Or," he added in a deadpan tone, "if it is, I'm going to have to be alarmed." Actually,.