She said ... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?He said ... A widow.He said ... Why are married women heavier than si...gle women?She said ... Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed.Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, “Quick! Bring me a beer before it starts!”She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When. He said you look so hot babe by staring at my cleavage as it is giving so much attention, shall we dance on the floor. I said sure. Then we separated from his friends and mine and came to the dance floor. My dream is coming true and I feel so delighted.He held my waist on both sides with his hands and I kept hands on his shoulders. I keep staring at his lips and started moving with him along with the beats. I am literally in a trance dancing with AA and keeps complimenting me. Baby, you look so. “Stop!” Melissa cried but it was too late, she was ruined, and impaled, and the feeling was exquisite.Rosie went to remove the brush but Melissa stopped her, and instead pressed the handle even more firmly inside herself.“Oh god you evil wench what have you done!” Melissa protested but her feelings were running wild, her teats were enlarged and begging to be sucked but Rosie felt she could not be so forward as to oblige so she merely watched as Melissa clumsily approached her first ever. His name was Alan and he drove a truck and would be gone on long trips. Something I hoped to be able to use to my advantage. Besides being a complete chickenshit I was always with my girlfriend when I was around Frieda. This offered me no opportunities at all. Then my girlfriend surprised me by telling me she was going away for five days to visit a cousin who was going to Europe on an exchange student program. Damn I was hoping Alan would be on a road trip. The stars must have been aligned for.