She was most impressed, when I told her about the threesome that we had with my best friend Phoebe, in fact she locked herself in the bathroom for 20 ...inutes after that story.The next day Rachel arrived just as I was going out."Sorry baby I had an emergency call out, I will be back in about 45 minutes and I will bring us a takeaway" Boring Daddykins"I kissed Rachel and jumped in the car.After I had been driving for 10 minutes an alarm went off in my head "DID YOU TURN YOUR LAPTOP. Then I planted a kiss on her cheek and then her lips, after some time she too started kissing me, and I lifted her in my arms and took her to bed and started playing with her body all over, she too aroused and responded me positively. Then I sucked her tits for harder she was moaning with pleasure, I was fondling over her body and went to her cunt, she opened her legs a bit to give me full access to her pretty pussy, I parted her pussy lips with my fingers and placed a finger inside , then she. Suffused. Bloodied.My wife can come up a hundred words to describe the violent shade of fiery red that is my burning buttocks, but I only need one: painful.It started a few weeks ago when I was signed up for a silly Internet game –The Race to 2,000 Spanks. My wife saw it and signed "us" up, thinking it would be excellent way to break in our new spanking paddles that my crazy sister-in-law bought us as a wedding present six months previous - "just to keep him in check," she drunkenly teased at. What can I get you?”“Pop,” goes the weasel.Many thanks to J & B for the following.Politically Correct Christmas MusicI saw that some radio stations are refusing to play “Baby It’s Cold Outside,” because a handful of hysterical people have lost their minds.Why stop there? Here are some other holiday classics that should also definitely be banned...I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: condones cheatingThe Christmas Song: Open fire? Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriationHolly.