We also had a vicar – he insisted you wore proper short trousers and keep your tits covered up – I guess he preferred boys”.Janet: “then just ...ast week two policemen turned up at the flat -– well one man and one woman – he was pretty hot plain-clothes and she was very cute in her uniform. They did all the ‘sorry Miss – we’ve received complaints, and you’ll have to accompany us down to the station’ bit. I just laughed and held my hands out to be cuffed –he pushed me up against the wall, while. Then I remembered that I had read stories on the internet of people using vegitables to masterbate. That was it!I ran out to the kitchen and opened the bin in my refridgerator. There, on the side of the drawer was a cucumber. A large, fat cucumber. I don't know if my mouth drooled more or my pussy as I stared at it. I lifted it out of the case and held it in my hand. I ran my hands along it's length, noting all the small bumps along it. I couldn't wait. I took it with me and ran into my room. I. . your life sucks!On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week; whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year ... This is upsetting news to me ... I had no idea I was Japanese.I can't understand why women are okay that J.C. Penny has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.When I die I want to be reincarnated as a spider, just so I can finally hear a women. But then, whenever a person caters to the weaknesses of others, it seems business is always good, no matter what the product he is selling.We finished our ice cream cones and headed home with the few purchases we made and I forgot all about Vern Sharp. After all, I was nine years old (almost.) and the world was so full of the new and the interesting. There were ever so many things to look at and see and experience. No sidewalk flimflam man seen yesterday could compare with the fascination of a.