..I so fucking love it. Only the names are different, the rest is fact.I met Lucy through a trans dating site. Without going into detail she's a TS in...her thirties who lives as a woman and has done more than a decade. She is very pretty and feminine in every way. No one would ever think she is anything but a woman. We live near to each other and I was so taken by her I had to message her to say hi. I was amazed that such a sexy TS was on a dating site and to my delight she replied almost. I guess the Pharmacist just went along with me.He picked up the spoon and put some of the liquid on his tongue and swilled it around.Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the floor and began coughing.When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked, "Now, does that taste sweet to you?"The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, "HELL NO!!!"So I said, "Oh thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to. Then he said, "Darling Duchess, do you have a screw loose? Mind caring for these ... these..." Then he dropped flat on the ground with his eyes closed and just shivered with fear."Darling," Duchess said softly, "you will get used to it. I know they rank above the angels in Heaven. Please consider it a mark of His extraordinary favor that we have been selected for such an honor. And, Jason dear, I must warn you right now: They will kiss you, they will hug you, and most particularly, they will. I promise I won’t stalk you either. I’ll just be Mr Lonely, spending my nights cleaning after pissheads LOL.”I took a breath and let it out. The strange thing was, I was more concerned about looking like a frump. I went to the mirror in the hallway and made sure I was presentable. Do I put some make up on? Does that come across as too try-hard? Wait, why am I even worried about that, we’re simply two friends…I dusted down my blouse and tried my best attempt at a ‘selfie’. I held the phone away.