***Mike’s car pulled into an alleyway and into an open parking spot in the seedier part of town. He turned of the car, pocketing key, and turned tow...rd Jenny. She sat there, smoothing down the skirt of her French maid outfit, nervously looking outside.“Are you ready to go in?”“Y-yes Sir,” Jenny said. She waited until Mike opened his door before opening hers and stepping out unsteadily in her heels. Jenny grabbed Mike’s strong arm, using his body to hide her blushing face, as they stepped out of. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."* The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.* A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know?" The man says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!"* I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different. That was when I started to hear Michelle groaning out his name over and over along with telling him to fuck her harder. Michelle leaned against the shower wall, her legs spread wide apart with Brian’s cock slamming in and out of her. Every time Brian plunged into my wife, she let out some unintelligible groan. Finally, after several minutes, Brian literally lifted her off the shower floor and let out his own piercing, in-human sound as he came deep inside her. Afterward, both Brian and Michelle. "kelly, we can't." I said sadly."what do you mean we cant its not like my mom is even ever here?" She asked. "and its not like I dont know what to do with a hard cock, and how to not get pregnant, you know how manytimes ive watched my mom and you fuck, wishing youd fuck me like you do her, many, many nights, I wished it was my pussy cumming all over your hard cock." She kept on. "come on, i know what could happen." but, your mom." I said weakly."do you think my mom really cares what I do, shes.