"I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors d...es one country need?"These are from a reader ... enjoy:A shoe repair shop: We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you.A sign over a Gynecologists' office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix.";In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels.";On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels;At an Optometrist's office: "If you. “Sorry, I guess I was a little distracted.”“Don’t worry about it.” Megan waved it off with a bit of a laugh before continuing. “Anyway, as I said before, when it comes to the songs the kids choose, they must be top 40 radio singles of any era from either the pop, country or rock charts.” She paused momentarily and shook her head. “Though, even with those restrictions, it still doesn’t seem to be all that fair.”“That’s what I mean,” Josie interjected with more than a little concern. “There’s no. ‘Father?’ The fevered edge to his demand snapped her to, ‘Now.’ Jeron was at a loss and it showed, ‘Tonn, what’s wrong?’ ‘Not here,’ he snapped. Upstairs.’ He focused again on Sere. ‘Now. Don’t make me say it again.’ Sere’s legs found the will to move as she headed from the room and down the short hallway to the stairs, lifting her dress as she took the steps probably faster than was safe. She could hear them behind her. She could hear her mother plea with him to know what was going on while. I studied myself in the mirror, and I knew I looked stunning in the gown, but my hair and face needed work. Now I need to explain. Why, you ask, was I so interested in looking as feminine as I could? Well, the simple truth was that I was now a female, and from the look of things, stuck. So I was forced to either fit in or try to deny my femininity, which seemed to have done Jan little good. Also, having spent some time in Cathy's body, both in real time and as a passenger, I had picked up her.