‘Yes please,’ I replied, feeling I’d earned one. I went to sit on the couch while he took a couple of Tsingtaos from the fridge (Tsingtao is one...of the best Chinese beers, in my opinion anyway), opened them and brought them over. ‘What is it you say in English? Cheers?’ ‘Yes, cheers!’ I said, and we both raised our bottles before taking a refreshing swig. ‘So, you like Juliet?’ ‘Yes, she’s very nice,’ I answered, then added as this seemed rather inadequate: ‘Very sexy too!’ ‘Sexy, yes. I have. I told him that Lori liked bikes and that maybe he could give her a ride after dinner since I do not own a motorcycle. He gladly accepted and I went to tell Lori. I was worried that Lori would be nervous and back out, but she seemed very excited when I told her. She made a nice dinner before Chuck got here and then ran in to change when she heard his bike pull up. I invited Chuck in and got us a couple beers. I was shocked when Lori came out in a little black skirt and a low cut top. Chuck. ’ Don walked around in front of her and shook his head. ‘No. That is who you are and when you are the happiest.’ With another sigh, Lindsey nodded. ‘Take a step to the right,’ he said suddenly. When she did, he said, ‘Take a step to the left.’ Her feet were spread slightly more than shoulder width. Don went to his knees in front of her and looked up into her eyes. Her eyes were wide and her mouth was open. ‘You… you… you…’ she said in a stammer and then she threw her head back and screamed as. I pulled up at a pump as far away from the van as possible, fat chance. "Need any help with that love", "I've got a better pump than that, come here, and I'll show you", and it carried on although I turned my back to them, obnoxious gits, I thought, fortunately by the time I had filled up, they were gone. I walked in to pay, and got away with not speaking to the pimply youth behind the counter, back in the car, and home. Janes car wasn't there so I presumed it was in the garage, I pulled on to.