I ran off down the hill to find a good place to crap.I was just getting started when I heard a buggy coming up the trail. They couldn't see me but I c...uld tell there where two guys talking in it as it passed. I heard it stop at the same clearing we stopped at. I was pushing as hard as I could but the turd had stage fright. It took about ten minutes to finish up and I started back up the trail to my Buggy. As I got closer I saw my wife squatted down giving one of the guys head. I stopped and. "Buy her a drink. Then, it's up to you," he said. "Buy her a drink?" "Yeah, that's her over there talking to her lawyer," he said. I looked where he was looking. Blond hair, porcelain complexion, great overall package, maybe mid-thirties: I liked what I saw. What's her name?" I said. "Helena. She's Russian. Some dude brought her over, married her, and dumped her after two years. She's lookin' to hook up," he said. I saw the lawyer get up and head out: business concluded I supposed. She was. He starts rubbing his cock against her cunt and slowly pushes it in, but because of all the lube, it goes in fairly quick. Problem was, his cock was probably twice as big around as mine. (Dwaynes was longer, but around it, it was just, maybe an inch bigger, at the most.) As he gets in about 8 inches, you can tell that my wife is screaming threw the tape on her mouth. Dwayne sees this & rips the tape from her mouth. Sherry starts screaming at the top of her voice! “Oh, god, it’s too big! Please. While in China, an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there.A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, “I’ve got bad.