I could feel the tears welling in my eyes, I could not believe it."Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you", they both sang as I stood there gawk...ng like a prepubescent boy with his first Playboy magazine. "You look like a monkey but we both love you!"April slipped out of her heels, which by now were sinking rapidly into my lawn and ran over to me. I swept her into my arms and pulled her in tightly as I kissed her sweet mouth. I had been dreaming of this moment almost every day since she. ." etc, though I'm tempted to shoot the moon, (so to speak) throw caution to the wind and tear off my pink panties and expose ALL of me to the delicious frothy interior of those panties. Alas, I don't want to look a gift horse in the mouth and risk the approbration of Ronni or whoever is hiding behind that mirror (probably there just to catch gender nomads like me who are tempted to violate their public health laws. Shifting my perch to the other foot I point a toe and search for the other. And, although Mark isn’t as hands on as he used to be, their sex life can still be so exotic. Last week, for example, he bought Samantha a new dildo and a riding crop as a surprise. That night he tied her hands to the bed and licked her pussy until she was just about ready to cum. Knowing Samantha was going to cum, he stopped, got up from the bed and pulled out the riding crop. He started spanking her clit and inner thighs. Then he smacked her nipples. Every time she cried out he just teased. Beg your pardon?" My courage faded. Now I was as scared as I probablyshould have been to begin with."You heard correctly." You're going to have me executed?" Oh no!" he laughed. "I'm not going to do anything. As I said, you arethe one going to fix this yourself. Fix it and adjust your behaviour, ordie." I don't understand." That was poison you just drank," he smiled. "The antidote is a powder inthe possession of Paolo over there." I spun round to see 'Paolo' grinningat me and holding up a.