So dire dire me vaha rehne laga so jan pehchan badh gayi unko bhi pata lag gaya ke me unhe dekta rehta hu. Roj subha vo jadhu lagane bhara aati to me ...nko dekta rehta tha chupkese or unke bade mummy ko vo daradr dikti thi vo or unhone muje dekhte huve dekh bhi liya lekin smile kar deti kabhi kabhi to me samj gaya ye pyasi he kuyki unke husbad ka shop tha bags ka so vo kam se bahar hi rehte the.Ek bar unko kuch saman lana tha bazr se to koy tha nahi unke ghar pe to unhone muje bola to mene la. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.Q. What's the difference between love and herpes?A. Love doesn't last forever.Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?A. Call her and tell her.Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it.A. The thief was spending less then his wife.Q. Why do women have small feet?A. So they can stand closer to the. We formed up and marched out toward home.We were about eight blocks from home when I heard a shout, "THERE SHE IS, JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU!" I recognized that voice, it was the chief bully that I had defeated weeks before. He had been the leader of Mistress' bodyguards, so he had expected her to attend this auction. He was with a band of about 12-15 thugs who rushed at us in the narrow street. The damned fools should have waited until we had come to a wider street where they could all have. It took awhile to calm my dad down as he was heartbroken and I started to believe everything he said about her, I began to think she was a total bitch. I didn't think about her sexually for at least a few months, and then I realized that she was single now. Unfortunately I wasn't. I started to fantasize about her just like I was 18 again, mostly picturing her get fucked by different dudes now that she was divorced. I thought that she might even be hooking up with guys my own age; I'm now 27,.