Thing. What is happening?"Wendy decided to come clean. "I'm so sorry John," she said, "but duringyour coma ... you were out for a year, you know ... y...ur body haschanged. You now are a woman."That floored me. It explained why my voice sounded so different, and whyI had been restrained hand and foot for the weeks since I came out ofthe coma, except for physio sessions, when a therapist or two werealways holding my arms. I had thought that the huge tent on my chest wassome kind of medical device. Then my sister started in on me. She told me how much she loved Audrey Hepburn and disappointed she was that she couldn't go to the party. When she saw that compassion wouldn't get me into a dress, she tried logic. It makes sense, she said, you and I are the same size, you could totally fit into the dress."But what about my hair?" I asked, pointing to my short mane of dark brown hair. "Look at mine stupid," she replied, pointing to her own short mane of dark brown hair, "I bought a long hair. The restaurant was full and it took longer than expected to get dinner, after dinner I lingered in the bar for a while before getting a takeout club sandwich for the bitch upstairs. Getting up to the floor and walking from the elevator I noticed a number of staff on the floor, as I turned the corner I saw 4 staff leave my room 2 of them with their cocks out running towards the emergency exit at the end of the corridor. I ran to the door not knowing what to expect, the room was only lit by a. ” He laughed as he picked it up.“I only wear one when I absolutely have to. They aretoo uncomfortable. I prefer to keep the girls free.”She laughed as she went back to the suitcase andretrieved her robe. They then proceeded to go into Chad’s room so he couldretrieve something to wear. He went into his closetand got a pair of shorts and a Larry Bird Celticsjersey.“Really, a Celtics jersey? I guess you deserve topunish me after yesterday.” They grabbed each.