Glyn built the first one and passed it round to me. The cord on it was six inches short, I turned sideways and leant over Bri, who put her hand on my ...houlder to steady me. When the green light came on I inhaled, sucking it deep into my lungs and holding it. Passing it back I lay back on the bed and exhaled, now I had time to think there was a lot to think about, I had things arranged just right at home. My computer was plumbed in, the observatory was convenient, and I was really comfortable. I mean, I like them big, but even I know where to draw the line. There must have been something wrong with hers. Tits like those shouldn't be allowed. Not only did they occupy the whole of her rib-cage from just below her shoulders down to her navel, they stuck out fully ten inches in front of her. I could guess at her bust measurement, but I won't. (Yes, I know that will infuriate the sort of reader who reads this sort of story, but guesswork never was any sort of reliable guide in these. The stinging pain sank in, and finally she whimpered, ‘One!’ ‘Just in time! You need to be quicker with your counting, or I start again!’ ‘Yes, Mast… OW!!!’ The second blow fell on her other buttock. ‘Two!’ ‘Better!’ A third blow fell with increased force. She began sobbing, bewildered at her vulnerability. Tears ran down her cheeks, but she remembered to continue counting. After what seemed an age, she heard herself murmur, ‘Twelve!’ and burst into tears of relief. ‘I didn’t hear you count,. Statistics on cheating wives and husbands were inconclusive since few would admit to their sins, but there was a strong belief that wives were more prone to cheat than husbands. That sounded contradictory, but that was the opinion of the so-called experts. Nothing I saw over the next hour gave me any comfort.Since Andrea didn't work and both our children were in school all day, plus their outside activities, she had plenty of time and opportunity to indulge herself in an affair. When I noted.