“Now what?” I wondered silently. There was a very attractive and slightly nervous woman in his office.“Jim, this is Rachel Jansen. She writes fo... the Anaheim Gazette and wants to do a short article on you,” he said much too casually. When I coached, I always gave my players a heads-up and warned them what type of things not to say before letting reporters near them. I figured coach was testing me by not warning me ahead of time.“How short?” I asked hopefully, getting a chuckle from Coach.“That. She merelysnarled at my hasty answer."Bitches don't look back, and bitches certainly don't hold their heads high."She grabbed my balls and twisted, eliciting a squeal I never knew existed, collapsing my elbows,dropping my shoulders to the ground, crushing my face against the carpet. She let go, I pressed myface into the floor and raised my ass as far as I could, straining until the pain passed from mydangling balls, presenting themselves for another squeeze. She continued:"Better. But your. She was apparently on a roll because the question she asked the man in the next apartment got the same answer as previously so her pussy lips were now feeling a nice thick penis pleasuring it. He was a computer jock in his mid-20s who was not very socially skilled so had been leading a celibate life. Not anymore, she thought!Ted, the neighbor guy, said he thought he’d heard her bed making those same noises. Her reply was, “You heard right. I’m at a time in my life when I don’t need to commit to. "Ha! Ha!" Joy said sarcastically. "At least I can do this!"She pulled her bikini top to the sides and her breasts popped out."You'd put out someone's eye if you tried that," Joy continued as she stuffed her boobs back inside the material."You guys!" Regan said."We don't know!" Ruth said, laughing again."Alyssa Grace!" Regan told them."Oh bullcrap," Joy said. "I mean, yeah, Andy's cute but Alyssa Grace could have any guy she wanted." Oh, no she couldn't!" Regan said. "She couldn't have my guy -.