She broke the long silence:"Jack?" She said, in almost a whisper. “My mother and sister died" a bit louder.All his rage dissipated with that. What c...uld he say?“I am sorry to hear that.” That was one way to start a conversation, he thought.“Can I come in?”“Yes.” he replied.She walked in, and he closed the door behind her. Jack waved her to the sofa.“Would you like some coffee or tea?” He asked.“A scotch?”He should have expected that. He poured a couple of glasses and took out a bucket with some. A sexy phone call is one way Dave and I satisfied our primal needs, since he lived a long distance from me. Right now, he's in another state on business. On this particular night, he called me, and this is how we satisfied our hunger for each other.Its 9:40pm at night and I am lying on my bed reading a magazine. The phone rings and for a brief moment I wonder who would be calling me this late at night.I pick it up and say, "Hello." Hi baby, I miss you, do you know who this is?"My eyes got big. What there is of them... only came with a pair o' daggers soI suppose my disguise is some kind of rogue? Well I know how to stabpeople at least..."Chromie slung the magical bag over her shoulder and was already headingback for where Arenwyn had left her armor."Anything else?" the dwarf asked a bit hesitantly."Oh, make sure to be out of there in time!" Chromie said in her chippervoice as she turned the edge of the shrubbery and vanished.Arenwyn looked down at her strange disguise again and. " "I never wanted anything like this! When we get home I want you tohelp me get all of this off! Do you understand?" "Don't talk to me in that tone of voice! You look so sexy in yournew hair-do and all of your make-up. You look like a sexy woman,and what do women like to do best?" "What are you talking about? Didn't you hear what I said? Take mehome so we can get this stuff off of me!" "Answer my question -- what do women like to do best?" "I don't know what women like to do best! I just want.