“So it’s one hundred and fifty pounds an hour plus extras. I prefer the cash in an envelope ready when I enter your hotel room. How long do you wa...t me for and when?”“Tonight.” I worry I appear over eager as I’m so quick to answer. “Would 8 o’clock suit?”“No problem, pet. And what hotel are you staying at?”I look at the keyfob. “It’s the Station hotel on St James Boulevard. Room 227.”“No problem, pet. I know it well. I’ll see you tonight.”She ends the conversation and the phone goes dead.I. How was I to know that Kv’ardrack would hold a grudge that long, most Kv’drecka have the attention span of a Grennel.”“So I was in the queue for Sol9 when the bastard pretended to trip and shoved me into the Escradii6 ring and poof I’m off to the most boring planet in the multiverse.”Eskia sniggered, “They caught Jevonica just as I left, she’s still up there, she’s only got another three hundred years or so to go. Serves the stuck up bitch right.”“You still haven’t forgiven her for dumping. They sat on the couch talking and when Sam finished her second glass, she gave a big yawn."I'm going to take a nap Amy. After that second glass I can hardly keep my eyes open," she announced.She got up stripped down to her bra and panties and crawled beneath the sheet. In almost no time, her heavy breathing told Amy she was asleep. Amy sat back and read the Entertainer magazine that had been in the room when they checked in. She glanced at Sam occasionally watching her sleep. Two hours later. "There was a puff of smoke, and a carton of my brand appeared on the table. Ilooked at the genie and said, 'I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I can buythese at the store.'"It was then that he told me of their magic properties. He assured me thatsmoking one of these would transform me into the woman of my dreams, and aslong as I smoked at least one each day, I would remain female. I'm not surewhy he set it up that way--except that he realized that the brand was such anintegral part of my.