Vikki Trammell. I thought you forgot my name, sweet cheeks." Ugh. Vikki faked a giggle. "No way! Hey, I hear you are shipping out for the navy, sailor...boy." "Yeah. I leave Saturday morning for boot camp. Can't wait." "Really? Wow! So, you going to be on a ship?" "Well, after boot camp and training I will." Vikki noticed they were standing alone. "Well... since you are going to be gone so long you want to go out and party Friday night?" Scott Johnson looked like he had won the goddamn lottery.. Standing there, with a group of people behind her was Sara, slack jawed and in shock."Oh, fuck, it's two dudes banging!" Someone yelled. Jack and I didn't move. Sara came inside and closed the door behind her while people were laughing and jeering, yelling "fags" over and over."Are you serious?" Sara asked. "I...I cannot believe this." She said. Now she knew I had an interest in men, and I had made a promise that I'd let her know anytime I had a formal meeting with a man, obviously this was not. ‘You need to have the pitchers you got from people who may come over your house. How do you explain you returned their lovely gift because you ran out of attic space to store it against the possibility they might visit? ‘And do you have any idea how long it would take to return twenty-some pitchers?’ ‘Now there’s an entrepreneurial opportunity,’ I joked. ‘Start a firm that returns shower, wedding and baby gifts for people so inundated it’s beyond their capacity to do it themselves.’ ‘Is that a. We devoured it and sat around chattingfor a time before I announced that there was still a few grains ofsand in very sensitive places and I was going to take a shower andtry to get them out. I got out of the shower, after shampooing my hair, wrapped a towelaround me and went to my room. Two things happened in the same instant.I dropped the towel to the floor and my grandfather walked in to askif I wanted to watch some TV show. He stared, open mouthed, at thisnaked girl standing in the.