Confucius Say.Man with broken condomOften called DaddyConfucius Say.Sex is same as bank account.You put it in, you take it out ... you lose interest.C...nfucius Say.Viagra just like Disneyland...One hour wait for 5 minute ride.Confucius Say.Much better to want the mate you do not haveThan to have the mate you do not want.Confucius Say.Joke is like sex.Neither any good if you don't get it.This one is compliments of HarryA very dapper older Italian gentleman comes in to Granny's Whorehouse, A very. He said good night and went to bed in the other room. But she could not get warm as the house was so cold. Finally, after an hour, she was just freezing and she quickly ran to his room, knocked and said in a shivering voice, is there any way that she can lay in his bed with him so she can get warm again? He said, "Of course."At this point I got very close to my wife and made her part of the story. I described her in that bed carefully, how she only wanted to get warm and was still freezing, but. It goes back to when you told me you didn't know about Lisa and her whorehouse. Rumor has it you got your goodies off way back then." Who told you that?" asked a nervous Linda. No one ever said anything to me but I thought I would mention it and see her reaction."I'm not telling you anything. Now your friend Lisa is back in town, so you figured you could fuck around on me again, only this time you got caught. I do believe that you did get the job of writing the story of the new nightclub.. .."What followed was almost an hour long tour of the manor and its grounds, with the promise of dinner within a few minutes time. It was a bit lonely, eating alone, so used you were to your three siblings and mother being at the dinner table with you, but your plate was quickly cleared away and Emilia surprised you by wishing you farewell and good luck with your new home."What," you exclaim, shocked your aunt's faithful maid wouldn't stay on to help you. "But... how will I manage this place on.