Q: Why should lawyers wear lots of sunscreen when vacationing at a beach resort?A: Because they’re used to doing all of their lying indoors.Q: What ...appened to the banker who went to law school?A: Now she’s a loan shark.Q: Where do vampires learn to suck blood?A: Law school.Q: How do you define double jeopardy?A: When a lawyer calls in her partner.Q: What do you get when you cross a librarian with a lawyer?A: All the information you need, but you can’t understand a word of it.Q: What’s worse. When I arrived Sarah was waiting for me at the coffee shop. She hugged me before we sat down.“What have you found out Sarah?”“Joe is staying at the Esplanade. Ronnie spent most of the night with him. Joe thinks that my cousin, Harry is his best mate but Harry knows that Joe tried it on with his wife so when I called him last night he spilt his guts. He is going to spend the morning with Joe. He promised to let me know if Joe goes near Ronnie.”“Thanks, you’re a champion, Sarah. I have to go to. She looked at me like she couldn’t believe I had even bothered to try and pull out. She said you fucking came in me but I insisted that I had only came on her. I then looked down and all I could see was gobs and gobs of thick white goo covering her entire gash. I looked down a little further in disbelief and watched as a steady stream of sperm spilled out of her hole as it ran down the crack of her ass where it pooled on the truck seat like a little lake. She grabbed a sock and then frantically. There were a smattering of black men, ranging from men in their 20s all the way up to their 60s. The black man behind the counter was in his 50s, with grey hair. At the door was an enormous black bouncer, maybe 6’5 and 250 lbs. of all muscle. Charles led me to the older black man, who appeared to be the manager and ordered me to spread my legs and grab my ankles. Now my ass and shave pussy was in full sight. OMG! I forgot about the temporary tattoos and the dirty writing! The old guy.