“The best thing is that none of these primitive, twenty-first century weapons that you humans have, from gunpowder to chemical and biological weapon..., can defeat even a small force like yours, armed in the manner in which you are. Worst-case scenario, we can always back you up, bring up support fire, that sort of thing ... but it’s still your world to conquer. It’s gonna be delicious, watching you take over this planet as you should,” Julia reinforced to me that power really was the greatest. It was at that moment that Miranda lost her balance and fell through the doorway onto the floor in Mr. Wilkins’ office! Miss Carruthers spun her head around to see what all the commotion was all about. Instead of acting afraid or nervous at being discovered, Miss Carruthers shoved Mr. Wilkins away from her cunt, hopped off the desk, and strode over to the fallen teenager. “What the fuck are you doing here, you little slut,” spat the teacher?!? A shaken Miranda was unable to gather her wits. .. can I confide in you? I mean really truly tell ya something that you won't tell another living soul?R: Absolutely. Now tell me. Tell me.L: Well, I'm starting to feel a little more comfortable in my new job and all, what with having visited everyone in my territory and not having anything go wrong.R: Ummm.L: In fact my boss told me she was pleased with what she'd seen thus far and to keep up the good work.R: So?L: Anyhow, last week I got my period, thank God it was on Saturday, cause it was a. This time the priest blessed the eyes, ears, and hooves of the old nag.The bookie knew he had a winner and bet every cent he had on the old nag.He watched dumbfounded as the old nag pulled up and couldn’t even finish the race.In a state of shock, he went to the track area where the Priest was standing.Confronting him, he exclaimed, “Father! What happened? All day long you blessed horses and they all won. Then in the last race, the horse you blessed never even had a chance. Now, thanks to you.