She couldn’t have imagined a more perfect beau; he was a divinely attractive creature, and kind. So kind. He’d smiled at her, where most noblemen ...idn’t even acknowledge her presence.He’d smiled at her, and that smile had soon entered her fantasies.The young servant girl had memories of what happened when a man and a woman made love. She knew that it could be messy, and when she was alone, she’d imagined that they would allow her to clean it up. She pictured the two of them married. She’d. I laughed, “Yeah Ralph, you probably just became ahomo.”“No, no, it was definitely a girl,” Ralph countered,although the look on his face made it clear he wasn’t sosure.Joey laughed out loud, “Ralph got blown by a dude.”Ralph protested, trying to remain cool, even though itwas obvious he had no idea, “No way, man, those lipswere all woman.”“This based on your years of experience getting head,” Iquipped sarcastically.“As if. The gunsmith in Amarillo was a revelation! He showed me a couple of items new to me: the Winchester 1873 model in .44-40 caliber and a companion Smith & Wesson top break pistol, also in .44-40 caliber. The only thing that kept me from buying both on the spot was that the pistol was single action, and I still preferred my double action Starr.Further conversation revealed that the S&W pistol could be converted to double action, provided only that I was willing to spend about $100 for the. She was 20, a summer intern at my office and I was, well, freshly divorced and a little gun-shy of real relationships. I swear I didn’t see anything except for a young, pretty girl who was a whiz at marketing for such a young age. The summer came and went and I didn’t think anything more about her, to be honest.The following fall, I went to her college on a recruiting visit. I met with 14 students in all that day, including an attractive young blonde, whom I later found out was Hannah’s.