”A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intents and purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on h...s magnificent other, who takes him for granite.Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.A question mark walks into a bar?A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Get out -- we don’t serve your type.”A mixed metaphor. He would spank and then rub her ass and rub down the crack to her wet pussy. He played with her pussy watching her move as she loved this. Then he shoved three fingers into her cunt. As he did this he pushed her head to his cock and f***ed it down her throat. With his fingers in her cunt and his cock deep in her mouth he now was fucking her cunt and mouth. As she sucked his cock he now started to spank her ass as he fingered the wet cunt. With her ass bright red he pulled her up and sat her. All had taken advantage of her and she had willingly gone along with them, taking her joys as though they had been crumbs thrown her from the table of the others' sensual feasts.A comparison of various cultures throughout space and time showed her that it was always possible to find one that broke the more usual taboos... incest as practiced in ancient Egypt, polyandry in Northern India, polygamy in China and in Islam, sodomy in Glorious Golden Greece... The list of unacceptable sexual. Don't kill yourself for nothing. Please." He was almost begging. She smiled sadly as she reached behind her."You were right about my not being able to kill you. That is, until I found this." She slipped the sword out of its scabbard and held it in front of her.The sword was about 5 1⁄2 feet long, with a slight curve in the blade. It had a completely black edge. Occasionally, when the light was just right, a tinge of crimson was visible on the edge. The handle was black, covered with red thread.