My little cock would tremble inanticipation as I wrote each of these ads. I took all of my self-control to not stop and jerk off right then and there.... must admit that I was disappointed by the response. I got a fewreplies from people wanting to see pictures, which I sent, but most ofthem dumped me when they learned that I was 48 years old, lived in asmall East Texas town and had a typical male body--which means fat bysissy standards.I tried to explain that I considered myself to be a project. They had the scouts up front asking the questions. In the back, there were football coaches from the various universities. This was not your normal sports reporters' press conference. These were football junkies!Coach Mason was next. He had me go up with him, and we sat behind a table with microphones and with the Nike logo hanging on the back wall.Coach Mason: I'll make comments about my players, and then we will answer questions. I have with me David Dawson who was recently named Co-MVP of. He could think of worse ways to go than dying in Donna’s arms. Oddly telling that he was thinking more of his fiancé’s mother than he was about his fiancé, it was then that his cold feet made him question getting married. If he didn’t marry Irene, he could have sex with Donna. If he didn’t marry Irene, he could have sex with Donna and her sister, Kathy. Being that his head was already turned by Donna and by Kathy, he shouldn’t be getting married to Irene. Maybe planet Earth is under attack.. ”Wow she looks really embarrassed and yet giggled like a girl at school when she told that joke.When we had our fill of water I grabbed my gear and followed her off to a room with a big locker to stow my gear. It was designed more securely than a time lock vault at a bank. Once it closed only the code I provided and all ten of my fingerprints, in the order I provided them, would permit it to open. On one counter near the shower I found large, high end luxury towels and spa quality soaps..