You didn't put any money in the poor box!'The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putti...g it in!'Lemon SqueezeThere once was a religious young woman who went toConfession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.'The priest thought long and hard and. Since Cindy was otherwise occupied, Margo answered for her."Yes, Cindy enjoys a big cock forced down her throat," she said. "Unfortunately for her, most men get wrapped up in the feeling and spoil it for everybody, thrusting wildly. Since it's a shame to let such talent go to waste, Cindy has me help. She tried it with a few a guys, but they just didn't get it. They were so rude, sticking their hands behind her head and shoving her down as if her throat were her cunt. Now, I'm not gay by any. “But I haven’t finished putting suntan lotion on you,” he said as he was rubbing and massaging the inside of my thighs.“Yeah, well, now I want you to give me your cream. I want you to fuck me hard and cum all over my tits.” I was getting wetter and wetter and my bikini bottoms were starting to show that. He however was practically making me beg.“I’ll think about it. After all you need a little pay back from that tease you gave me this morning.”“I’m pretty sure I made up for it a little while. I smiled and made sound like porn star. He smiled and got approval my side. I said papa, take care. He looked and said i would. He put his tip of penis at the gate of my cunt. I felt sensation never like before. I knew, I was going to heaven. I pushed his penis tip in my cunt little inside. I screamed slowly.He again did and i again screamed. Now he put his 2 finger inside my mouth and he jerked his rod in to cunt. I was like crying very hard. His penis was inside for 20 second and i wanted to.