“Don’t set unachievable targets. Anyway, as you’ve probably figured out by now, she shaved you bare so I could at least contemplate going down o... you. This is a serious anxiety for me, because while I love being throat-fucked by dildos, I find the idea of an actual dick in my mouth more than a little repulsive. And yet, I’m still weirdly curious about it. Don’t be surprised if I do, but don’t be disappointed if I don’t. I haven’t decided, and don’t you dare try to decide for me.”He was able to. By the time we walked out of the starport Skyler was more than ready to get back to her own station. The moment I walked through the doors of the Marshals building I knew something was wrong.I shifted and held my hand out, “Get her out now!”Skyler pulled Amanda back as I dropped my bag and moved into the room. I could see one foot sticking out from behind the guard desk, “Dragon.”She leaped into the air towards the desk and I saw two dead guards through her eyes. I did not see wounds and. She knew, at this point, I'd probably eat anything. And I was.Mom groaned in pain; I gulped as I watched her push out the first log I'd ever seen come out of an anus. An odd sight to behold to be sure; almost as efficient as a factory line, pumping out chocolate bars. Except this bars were putrid; and this one, was just for me.Mom's turd barreled near me quickly, quicker than I could respond so it mashed slightly on my nose and lip before I licked the putrid log and moved it to my mouth like. "* The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.* A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know?" The man says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!"* I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening."* My.