A counselor at a nearby table, suspecting the young patients wouldn't know Newman was a famous movie star, explained, "That's the man who made this ca...p possible. Maybe you've seen his picture on his salad dressing bottle?"Blank stares."Well, you've probably seen his face on his lemonade carton."An eight-year-old girl perked up. "How long was he missing?"And my personal favorite... God's Problem Now!His wife's graveside service was just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder,. He wondered when it had happened.When had he crossed the line from young and spry, to some old guy? Hisleft hand started doodling a caricature of an old hermit-looking dudewith a long beard.Suddenly an instant message popped up:SuperKewtie001: You there?D-man-of-the-Hour: Just got off work. **Hangs himself**SuperKewtie001: That bad huh?D-man-of-the-Hour: You have no idea.SuperKewtie001: I might be able to cheer you up.D-man-of-the-Hour: I doubt it.SuperKewtie001: Did you get a package. Hafte me main mama ke ghar chala jata tha. Mama ke ghar me unki maa,mami, aur unki chhoti beti rahte the. Mami se meri pehle se achchi dosti thi, kyunki mami mujhse sirf 6 saal umr me badi thi.Meri mami ka naam Varsha hai. Unki umr 27 saal hai. Unki figure 34-26-38 hai. Mami ki gaand toh unki figure ko char chand lagati hai. Varsha mami kafi modern aurat hai. Mami aur main freely bate karte the . Mami kai baar mujhse meri girlfriends ke bare me puchti thi.Ek din mama job par aur chhoti school. “Not while I’m President!”Mike opened his appointment book and looked at the calendar. It was early November.Smiling, he said, “I’m willing to wait for the next President to be sworn into office. That should be in a couple of months.”“Get out of here!”“Certainly, Mr. President,” Mike said snapping his briefcase shut.Bob’s lawn looked like he had been raking leaves all day. There wasn’t a leaf left in the front yard, but Bob was out there with the rake making the motions as if the lawn was.